Exclamations-5

     

In a lighter vein

In waiting room of a psychiatrist

Receptionist: “You seem to be here for the first time. Are you an agent or a patient?”

Patient: “I am rather impatient!”

Receptionist: “Tell that to the doctor. Your number is 23”

Foreigner Economist: “Is India moving towards a free economy?”

Lay-person: “No Sir. In fact more and more things are being charged”

Logician: “Round Square, Oblique Square are all contradictions”

Engineer: “Oblique Square is lesser a contradiction”

Logician: “What can be lesser in a contradiction?”

Engineer: “the cost of repairing the contradiction, Sir.”

Shop-keeper: I have given you all items as per your list

Customer     : That’s fine but where is Free-Cholesterol that I am supposed
                       to get along with cooking oil!

Height of Homoeopathy: Birth control by ‘potentized’ semen.

Height of Sadism: Place & process are actually the same. ‘Victims’ are those 
who got hell & those who got heaven, ‘Persecutors’.

'Missed call' is a misnomer.  Call hits metering is missed.

 Silly-Logisms

     Only option is no option

     Therefore 1 = 0

Nobody is perfect

I am nobody

Therefore, I am perfect!